Do you have a potato?

Because I don't have a potato!

Right. Captain Obvious would approve.

Ha. Passed in front of the old alma mater just now. Saw the jolly new signboard the school put up beside the entrance.

Says in English -

CONGRATULATIONS!!

YOU ARE AT SCHOOL

I mean...hmm.

Duh?

And this guy here reads Twilight and has a site saying that he reads Twilight.

This made me cry. (Thanks to Chin Lei for the link :) HOOMINZ SHOULDS NOT SPARKLEZ! DO NOT WANT!!!1!!!1!!!

Went out for lunch, and whaddaya know, there was a kid's birthday party on. The Macarena was played. I wonder why the Macarena is always played at these parties. Do you know why the Macarena is always played? I remember dancing to it in kindergarten (back in the Dark Ages, when Dumbledore was still straight, Pluto was still a planet and Edward Cullen was still unloved and unhungry).

My favouritest, ultimatest birthday present would be access into the Infinite Library. L-space and all that should be true.

And this is The Most Popular Book in the World. Not based on Twilight at all.

I have listened to David Cook's new single, Light On, and I still have no idea what he's singing about.

I have not mentioned Artemis Fowl in this post. The fact that I am telling you that I have not mentioned Artemis Fowl has then made me mention him instead. Ooo, paradox.

Oh hey, the multiple universes hypothesis, which is explained on Wiki like this:

Another hypothesis is that there are an infinite number of universes, one for each possibility. Here, should the time traveller kill his grandfather, one universe would have a live grandfather, and another universe would have a dead one. Failing that, the universe would annihilate itself, for such a paradox would defy its laws.

Another theory concerning the classic grandfather paradox is that such an event would create a new universe, one in which the aforementioned deed was committed. This would not affect the committer's universe, nor the committer himself.

So you're saying that, in another hypothetical universe, I got married to Artemis Fowl and Holly did not vaporize me with her mean Neutrinos?

Suits me.

PS - This might also mean that, in another universe, I do not blog.

PS 2 - And the blog is not green.

PS 3 - And I have better things to do besides blogging. And making lame jokes.

PS 4 - And maybe in the next book, Arty would have to save the universe (instead of the world), because he was so badass to mess with the space-time continuum.

PS 5 - Or he universe-hops, because Gary Stus can do anything.

PS 6 - This isn't funny anymore.