Exit:

Pursued by the

Sparkles!

Yay!

The new Twilight trailer is out!



Watch it!

Eh. It's so bad, it's good.

Bella: "You're impossibly fast, and strong."

Forget radioactive spiders and kryptonite, darling, because steroids can do that for you!

And does anyone else think that Eddie looks like he's suffering from permanent constipation?

Ah well.

There was the long-awaited, amazing, scorching hot kiss.

Looks like Eddie's trying not to eat her face off. Nyeh.

And oh hey - those dark glasses; they're, like, so unkewl. Sorry Eddie, but we're using aviator shades now. Where have you been?

And mainly because it's my blog and I'm under a lot of stress.



Edward: "You are my life now."

You're ruining mine. Thank you for the lulz, my topaz-eyed one!

Ho hum, it was only a matter of time before Twilight got trolled.

PS - I need something to do with my Friday =(

Oh hey, I just realised that David Archuleta looks like a gremlin in his new Crush video. You know, the gremlin in Madagascar? Yep.