Like Vogons feeding their grandmothers to Ravenous Bugblatter Beasts

Do me a favour.

Visit my Facebook profile and pet the damn radish there. Yes, it has the extremely gay name of "Jojo". Named after an anonymous commenter who thought it was a big joke to leave that comment on my blog.

And I thought my jokes were bad.

Yes, it's an extremely childish thing for me to do.

But who cares eh.

And don't try to act all "But I didn't know!" because you did. Fuck yeah, you did.

Now deal it with.