You cannot be serious. Seriously

Plans to bring Enid Blyton's the Famous Five again.

YAY!

They'll all be middle-aged.

WHAT?!

I didn't like the Famous Five as much as Enid Blyton's school stories, or the mystery series of Five Find-Outers and Dog, but I've always wanted to watch the TV series to see how it was. Never showed here, so didn't get to watch.

But this - this - this.....

...crap.

Middle-aged?!

It'll be like Harry Potter and the Mid-life Crisis.

Or High School Musical 50: We Sold the Car, Divorced, and Switched our Spouses.

Or Darth Vader's Happy 50th Birthday: In Which Luke Finds Out that His Dad is An Ugly Egoistic Git.

Or Lilo and Stitch 78: Stitch Meets His 1089th Grandson.

Or The Lord of the Rings: Sam Realises that the Only Ring He Has is the One Around His Tummy.

Resuscitate old "much loved" series - books, movies, TV shows.

YES.

Bring the people back as middle-aged parents.

NO.

Imagine Draco Malfoy as a middle-aged parent with a receding hairline! And kids!

Waaaaaaaiiitttttttt.....

The Epilogue already did.

Crap.