Did you manage to manufacture the ....'s?

Darth Vader: Matt, I am your father.

Matt: Ohmigosh, REALLY??!! Woohooo! Can I get my own Zeta spaceship?

Darth Vader: No.

Matt: Aww man...

Darth Vader: You can have a lightsabre though. Here.

Matt: Ooo pretty! *swishswish* Ooops...

Darth Vader: Matt, that was my life support machine!

Matt: Really? It looks less sophisticated than my acoustic guitar, I must say. Look, what does this button do?

Darth Vader: Matt, no! NOOOOOOOOO! AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!! My voice! You've changed my voice permanently! Aw man! Now I sound like some whiny kid! I want my voice back! My sexy deep hot voice!

Matt: Hey, you sound like me!

Darth Vader: ...

Matt: That's a good thing.

Darth Vader: I sound like a woman.


Matt: Not a bad thing eh? Sides, my band is cool, because of me, you know? The whole falsetto, Apocalyptic vibe I've got going for years. See -

Darth Vader: You misunderstood me, my boy.

Matt: Is it true that your first wife's name was Patme?

Darth Vader: Padme.

Matt: Sounds the same.

Darth Vader: Have you seen Luke?

Matt: You mean that dude with the bad hair and one of those pwetty sparkly light thingies?

Harry: Hey you're insulting me!

Darth Vader: Who're you?

Harry: I'm the Boy-Who-Lived.

Matt: And I am the guy who rocks so hard on stage that my female fans think they're going into orgasm.

Harry: ...

Darth Vader: ...

Matt: What? Did I say something funny?

Harry: You sound gay. Sure he's not gay, Darth?

Brian: *from the sidelines* Hey I object to that statement, pretty boy! What have you been doing with horses, huh?

Darth Vader: Matt's a good boy.

Matt: Bye bye!

Harry: Where did he go?

Darth Vader: Looking for Zeta spaceships. He thinks they're real.

Harry: Are they?

Darth Vader: Do you like Draco Malfoy?

Harry: ...

Darth Vader: Wait - YOU DO?

Harry: I thought that was a rhetoric question.

Darth Vader: It was....yeah...but you kinda blushed -

Harry: Nothing wrong with it, right? I mean, you have this in books from much earlier on already. Look at Frodo and Sam.

Gandalf: And me.

Dumbledore: Personally though, I find that Sugar Quills will charm the girls, but Acid Pops get the guys all the time *winks*

Harry: Gotta go! *whew!* (That was close.) Dobby!

Dobby: Yes, master?

Harry: Where's Winky? Hermione's planning to get her new clothes...

Dobby: Sir...sir...Winky is crying, sir. She refuses to believe that Draco Malfoy is in love with -

Harry: Enough!

Dobby: Anything else I can do for you, sir?

Harry: Yeah. Get me Ginny. I think we have some papers to go over...

Dobby: Sir?

Harry: Hmmm?

Dobby: Why is your wedding ring in the compost heap?

Harry: Is it? I must have accidentally on purpose misplaced it...Ginny's not going to like this...

Dobby: Will Malfoy be dining here tonight?

Harry: Erm...ah...no. No. Not tonight. Ginny will be pretty messy, and Malfoy's another whiner too...so erm...no.

Dobby: I'll inform Malfoy about this then. He's waiting for you in your study right now.

Harry: Is he? *sprints away*

Hermione: Harry!

Dobby: Miss Hermione!

Hermione: Where's Harry?

Dobby: He's meeting Mister Malfoy in his room right now, miss.

Hermione: WTF??!

Dobby: Yes, miss. I'm afraid so.

Hermione: But Draco's my freaking FIANCE! How long have they been doing this?!

Dobby: About a year now, miss.

Hermione: Does Ron know?

Dobby: Mister Weasley is part of the proceedings too, miss.

Hermione: ZOMG!

Dobby: Miss?

Hermione: DRACO!

Dobby: Miss, sir said that he must not be disturbed when he meets Mister Malfoy!

Hermione: That's my FUTURE HUSBAND WE'RE TALKING ABOUT! HARRY JAMES POTTER!

Dobby: Miss! Sir will be very angry if you do this!

Hermione: *presses ear to closed door*

Harry: Yes Draco?

Draco: Very good.

Hermione: *blasts door open*

Harry: OMG, HERMIONE!

Draco: Hermione!

Hermione: ...

Harry: ...

Draco: ...

Dobby: ...

Hermione: You never told me!

Harry: I'm sorry!

Draco: Look love, let's be reasonable -

Hermione: Dobby said Ron's in this too!

Harry: We were planning to tell you soon, honest!

Hermione: Did you plan to tell it before my wedding?

Harry: ...

Draco: Yes. Definitely.

Hermione: You've lied, you've all lied...

Harry: We didn't want people to start talking...

Draco: Hermione!

Hermione: Shut up! How dare you guys build a chocolate factory here without telling me! And look! Non-fattening chocolate! How dare you!

Draco: Hermione! I meant this as a wedding gift to you!

Hermione: ...

Harry: From me and Ron too, of course.

Hermione: You - you -

Draco: I'm sorry you got upset, but we meant this as a surprise, honest.

Hermione: Draco!

Draco: Don't be angry now, kay?

Hermione: How could I? *starts sobbing*

Matt: Hey guys! Where's the caramel?

Matt: What? Never seen a guy with a stuffed Hedwig before?